[Histonet] Clinicians surgeons and pathologists

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I think I know these guys!!  Good One.

Pam 
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> Then there were the five doctors that went duck hunting. They were 
> sitting in the duck blind when a duck flew over. The obstetrician stood 
> up to shoot, and said "wait a minute, I think that's a male and I don't 
> deal with males." Another duck flew over and the family practitioner 
> stood up to shoot and said "Oh wait a minute, I'm not sure if it is a 
> duck. It might be a duck, but I think I'll wait and see." Then a third 
> duck flew over. The psychiatrist stood up and said "That is a duck! 
> But wait, does he know he's a duck?" and sat back down. When the 
> fourth duck flew over the surgeon jumped up and shot it and turned to 
> the pathologist and said "Go see if that's a duck". 
> 
> Linda Blazek, HT (ASCP) 
> Department of Pathology 
> Children's Medical Center 
> Dayton, Ohio 45404 
> (937) 641-3358 
> fax (937)641-5482 
> blazekl <@t> childrensdayton.org 
> 
> 
> >>> "Morken, Tim - Labvision" 02/04/2005 
> 3:35:36 PM >>> 
> 
> While clinicians know something about everything and surgeons know 
> everything about something, pathologists know everything about 
> everything - 
> but it's too late. 
> 
> Tim Morken 
> 
> 
> 
> And a surgeon once said of pathologists that the reason they always 
> seem to 
> know everything is that their elbows are closer to the books than 
> other 
> people's are. 
> 
> Dr Terry L Marshall, B.A.(Law), M.B.,Ch.B.,F.R.C.Path Consultant 
> Pathologist Rotherham General Hospital South Yorkshire England 
> terry.marshall <@t> rothgen.nhs.uk 
> 
> -----Original Message----- 
> From: Ford Royer [mailto:froyer <@t> bitstream.net] 
> Sent: 03 February 2005 21:44 
> To: histonet <@t> pathology.swmed.edu 
> Subject: Re: [Histonet] 37% formaldehyde 
> 
> 
> My dear 'ol pathologist, God rest his soul, would always say... "If you 
> 
> want to hide a $10.00 bill from a surgeon, put it in a textbook!" 
> 
> ~ Ford ;-) 
> 
> Ford M. Royer, MT(ASCP) 
> Midwest Science Biocenter 
> Minneapolis, MN 
> 
> 
> Bell, Lynne wrote: 
> 
> >As one of our pathologists always says, "You can always tell a surgeon 
> 
> >- but you can't tell him much!" 
> > 
> >Lynne A. Bell, HT (ASCP) 
> >Central Vermont Hospital 
> >P. O. Box 547 
> >Barre, VT 05641 
> >802-371-4122 
> > 
> 
> 
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