[Histonet] Clinicians surgeons and pathologists

[Marshall Terry Dr, Consultant Histopathologist]

My version is that the surgeon washes his hand before he pees, the physician after he pees, and the pathologist in his pee, 'cos he knows that it's sterile.

Dr Terry L Marshall, B.A.(Law), M.B.,Ch.B.,F.R.C.Path
 Consultant Pathologist
 Rotherham General Hospital
 South Yorkshire
 England
        terry.marshall <@t> rothgen.nhs.uk

-----Original Message-----
From: Ford Royer [mailto:froyer <@t> bitstream.net]
Sent: 04 February 2005 22:08
To: Morken, Tim - Labvision
Cc: histonet <@t> pathology.swmed.edu
Subject: Re: [Histonet] Clinicians surgeons and pathologists


AND of course...

What's the difference between a Urologist and a Pathologist?

A Urologist washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the bathroom.....

Morken, Tim - Labvision wrote:

>While clinicians know something about everything and  surgeons know
>everything about something,  pathologists know everything about everything -
>but it's too late.
>
>Tim Morken
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>And a surgeon once said of pathologists that the reason they always seem to
>know everything is that their elbows are closer to the books than other
>people's are.
>
>Dr Terry L Marshall, B.A.(Law), M.B.,Ch.B.,F.R.C.Path  Consultant
>Pathologist  Rotherham General Hospital  South Yorkshire  England
>        terry.marshall <@t> rothgen.nhs.uk
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Ford Royer [mailto:froyer <@t> bitstream.net]
>Sent: 03 February 2005 21:44
>To: histonet <@t> pathology.swmed.edu
>Subject: Re: [Histonet] 37% formaldehyde
>
>
>My dear 'ol pathologist, God rest his soul, would always say... "If you 
>want to hide a $10.00 bill from a surgeon, put it in a textbook!"
>
>~ Ford  ;-)
>
>Ford M. Royer, MT(ASCP)
>Midwest Science Biocenter
>Minneapolis, MN
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>Bell, Lynne wrote:
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>>As one of our pathologists always says, "You can always tell a surgeon 
>>- but you can't tell him much!"
>>	
>>Lynne A. Bell, HT (ASCP)
>>Central Vermont Hospital
>>P. O. Box 547
>>Barre, VT  05641
>>802-371-4122
>> 
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