[Histonet] Clinicians surgeons and pathologists

Marshall Terry Dr, Consultant Histopathologist Terry.Marshall <@t> rothgen.nhs.uk
Mon Feb 7 09:22:37 CST 2005


My version is that the surgeon washes his hand before he pees, the physician after he pees, and the pathologist in his pee, 'cos he knows that it's sterile.

Dr Terry L Marshall, B.A.(Law), M.B.,Ch.B.,F.R.C.Path
 Consultant Pathologist
 Rotherham General Hospital
 South Yorkshire
 England
        terry.marshall <@t> rothgen.nhs.uk

-----Original Message-----
From: Ford Royer [mailto:froyer <@t> bitstream.net]
Sent: 04 February 2005 22:08
To: Morken, Tim - Labvision
Cc: histonet <@t> pathology.swmed.edu
Subject: Re: [Histonet] Clinicians surgeons and pathologists


AND of course...

What's the difference between a Urologist and a Pathologist?

A Urologist washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the bathroom.....

Morken, Tim - Labvision wrote:

>While clinicians know something about everything and  surgeons know
>everything about something,  pathologists know everything about everything -
>but it's too late.
>
>Tim Morken
>
>
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>And a surgeon once said of pathologists that the reason they always seem to
>know everything is that their elbows are closer to the books than other
>people's are.
>
>Dr Terry L Marshall, B.A.(Law), M.B.,Ch.B.,F.R.C.Path  Consultant
>Pathologist  Rotherham General Hospital  South Yorkshire  England
>        terry.marshall <@t> rothgen.nhs.uk
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Ford Royer [mailto:froyer <@t> bitstream.net]
>Sent: 03 February 2005 21:44
>To: histonet <@t> pathology.swmed.edu
>Subject: Re: [Histonet] 37% formaldehyde
>
>
>My dear 'ol pathologist, God rest his soul, would always say... "If you 
>want to hide a $10.00 bill from a surgeon, put it in a textbook!"
>
>~ Ford  ;-)
>
>Ford M. Royer, MT(ASCP)
>Midwest Science Biocenter
>Minneapolis, MN
>
>
>Bell, Lynne wrote:
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>>As one of our pathologists always says, "You can always tell a surgeon 
>>- but you can't tell him much!"
>>	
>>Lynne A. Bell, HT (ASCP)
>>Central Vermont Hospital
>>P. O. Box 547
>>Barre, VT  05641
>>802-371-4122
>> 
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