[Histonet] RE: Another TGIF Friday...

[Michael Ann Jones]

Oh boy! Now that¹s funny!!

Michael Ann Jones, HT (ASCP)
Histology Manager
Metropath
7444 W. Alaska Dr. #250
Lakewood, CO 80226
303.634.2511
Mjones <@t> metropath.com




On 10/10/14, 10:35 AM, "Weems, Joyce K." <Joyce.Weems <@t> emoryhealthcare.org>
wrote:

>"LAB HIERARCHY"
>
>Chief Pathologist
>      Leaps tall building in a single bound
>         Is more powerful than a locomotive
>            Is faster than a speeding bullet
>               Walks on water,
>                   Gives policy to God
>
>Associate Pathologist
>      Leaps short buildings in single bound
>          Is more powerful than a switch engine
>            Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
>              Walks on water if sea is calm
>                  Talks with God
>
>The Department Head
>      Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
>          Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
>             Is faster than a speeding bullet
>              Walks on water in an indoor pool
>                  Talks with God if special request is approved
>
>Director of Laboratories
>      Rarely clears a Quonset hut
>          Loses tug of war with locomotive
>            Can fire a speeding bullet
>             Swims well
>                 Is occasionally addressed by God
>
>Associate Director of Laboratories
>      Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
>          Is run over by locomotives
>             Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
>                Dog paddles
>                 Talks to animals
>
>Supervisor
>     Runs into building
>      Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
>          Is not issued ammunition
>           Can stay afloat with a life jacket
>             Talks to walls
>
>Chief Technologist
>       Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building
>         Says "look at the choo-choo"
>            Wets themselves with a water pistol
>              Plays in mud puddles
>                Mumbles to Themselves
>
>Histotechnologist
>         Lifts tall buildings and walks under them
>           Kicks locomotives off the tracks
>             Catches speeding bullets in their teeth and eats them
>              Freezes water with a single glance
>                        They are God
>
>Anonymous
>
>Joyce Weems
>Pathology Manager
>678-843-7376 Phone
>678-843-7831 Fax
>joyce.weems <@t> emoryhealthcare.org
>
>
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>-----Original Message-----
>From: histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu
>[mailto:histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of
>Sarah.Dysart <@t> stdavids.com
>Sent: Friday, October 10, 2014 11:50 AM
>To: histonet <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu
>Subject: [Histonet] Another TGIF Friday...
>
>Does anyone have that thing handy that says what different positions in
>the histology lab do?  It's like Superman, leaping buildings and such...
>
>Sarah E. Dysart, BA, HT (ASCP), QIHC (ASCP) Pathology Supervisor St.
>David's North Austin Medical Center
>12221 North Mopac Expressway
>Austin, Texas  78758
>(512)901-1220
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