[Histonet] FW: Redneck Lent

[Lesley Weston]

Me too! And you're welcome.

Lesley.


On 03-27-2012, at 11:37 AM, Pam Barker wrote:

> Hahahahahaha!!!!  (Im Jewish!) 
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu
> [mailto:histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of Lesley
> Weston
> Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 2:26 PM
> To: Histonet <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu
> Subject: RE: [Histonet] FW: Redneck Lent
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> It is indeed a joke, an oldie but a goodie. I first heard it years ago about
> the Medieval Portuguese Jews who converted to Christianity as the only
> alternative to death at the hands of the Inquisition. The Bishop made a
> surprise visit to a "convert's" house during Friday-night-supper, so the
> householder sprinkled water on the roast chicken, saying "You're fish,
> you're fish, you're fish."
> 
> Lesley.
> 
>> For goodness sakes!  It is a joke.  First of all it was accidently sent to
> HistoNet per Joseph's second email.  But most of all can't we just loosen up
> a bit and laugh at/with each other?  Every religion, race, gender, etc. has
> had jokes made about it.   Give the guy a break. 
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>> Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill 
>> and cook a venison steak. But, all of
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>> Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were
> forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
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>> The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
> problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
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>> The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
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>> After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
> priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and
> raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
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>> Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
> the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
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>> The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
> Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> watched in amazement.
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>> There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
> carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
>> "You wuz born a
>> deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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>> Blessings, love and light, "Live simply, love generously, care deeply,
> speak kindly."
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