[Histonet] April fool's prank

[Bartlett, Jeanine (CDC/OID/NCEZID)]

I'm loving it!

Jeanine H. Bartlett
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
Infectious Diseases Pathology Branch
404-639-3590
Jeanine.bartlett <@t> cdc.hhs.gov

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Subject: RE: [Histonet] April fool's prank

Please tell me you are kidding about all this stuff!!!!! 



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Subject: RE: [Histonet] April fool's prank


While I'm new at histology, I am a master of pranks.
Here's a list of some fun ones I've done to co-workers over that years...that haven't gotten me fired or killed yet ;)

1.  fill their desk space with packing peanuts

2. If you have the time, post-it note their entire office, office wall, ceiling and desk with the multi colored post-it notes...it's pretty and funny

3. Find a dead keyboard in the IT department.  Take it home, fill the areas around the keys with dirt and chia-pet seeds.  Wait for them to sprout.  Come in early in the morning and replace someones keyboard with this one (don't actually plug it into the computer)

4. Pop out all the keys on the keyboard that spell out the persons user name...hide them around their desk.

5.  Wait for them to walk away, change their monitor settings, then change the language to something they don't know so they don't know how to get it back to normal.

6.  If they hate the smell of bananas, your lotion, etc., put a peel, open bottle, whatever hidden behind their desk.

7. Tilt their desk up just slightly in the back so all their pens roll off, but it's not obvious that the desk has been lifted.

Enjoy!
Kara Lee


> Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2012 09:27:11 -0600
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> 
> I always liked the M*A*S*H* one with the charcoal (?) on the 'scope's 
> eyepieces.  Vaseline on the coffee cup handles (don't all pathologists 
> consume Mass Quantities of the stuff???).  A tray of completely blank 
> slides, all properly numbered for the day's work?
> 
> Feed me some good ones, too.  I'm down to my last week and I need to 
> be remembered when I'm gone so they won't call me to do p.r.n.!
> 
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