[Histonet] Please help! In dire need of user manuals

[Peter Carroll]

I, for one, love how he begins all politely with "hopefully not too 
offensive to those that may be sensitive to such replies" before getting 
straight to "Are you crazy?" not even three paragraphs later. This is 
classic trolling at its finest... congratulations Ford! I'll be sure to 
keep your rant in my inbox so that the next time a pet-peeve of mine 
comes across the list (i,e: "please unsubscribe me!") I can refer to 
yours as a good example of "how not to reply to such a huge, helpful 
list". Lol...



froyer <@t> bitstream.net wrote:
> Dear Jennifer and any other Histonetters that are of like mind,
>
> It's not quite "Flaming Friday" yet, but it will be in just a few hours,
> so I'll go ahead a little early with what I hope is a reply that may
> enlighten, be consultative, and hopefully not too offensive to those that
> may be sensitive to such replies. Here it goes...
>
> My First Question: You state that your lab has “purchased all used
> equipment”.  What vendor did you purchase from that did not provide
> operator’s manuals with the equipment?  This is unheard of amongst us
> reputable used/refurbished equipment dealers so if I were you, I would not
> recommend this vendor to others.
>
> Now let’s make sure that I have the facts straight... You have posted a
> request that is seeking charity from members of this list that also
> includes vendors.  In addition, not only are you asking for free copies of
> publications that have been copyrighted and are the proprietary
> information of the manufacturers that, at great R&D expenditure developed
> them, but you are asking that the donor(s) mail hard copies (if available)
> to you ...at the donor’s expense for the shipping & handling.  Should
> hard-copies not be available, you request the donor(s) to provide these
> lengthy documents in digital PDF format... again with a substantial
> expense to the donor(s) of converting these publications into digital
> form.  Surprisingly, you have made this burdensome and expensive request
> without any offer to reimburse the charitable donor(s) for their time and
> expense to do all of this work for you.  In your final statement you then
> wistfully hope that some benevolent vendor should raise their hand and
> offer you a (free) copy and then insult that same vendor buy stating that
> you “won’t hold your breath for that”.
>
> My Second Question:  Are you crazy?
>
> >From your signature address; it appears that you are employed by a company
> called Halozyme Therapeutics.  A quick web search informs us that Halozyme
> is a for-profit California company that had revenues in the tens of
> millions in 2008.  It was also exciting to learn that Halozyme is in Phase
> 2 clinical trials of their innovative insulin-PH20 with individuals that
> suffer from Type 1 diabetes.  Very impressive.
>
> Here is some good news for you.  I happen to have ALL the operator manuals
> for the equipment that you are requesting.  I will copy them for you and
> send them to you at my expense under one condition.  You state that if
> someone can do this for you that you “will repay the favor, if at all
> possible”.  I have a family member that is a Type 1 insulin-dependent
> diabetic.  All I ask in return is that you arrange with your marketing
> department that they send me a one-year’s supply of PH20 when it is
> released to the public...  all at no charge, including shipping & handling
> of course.
>
> My Third Question:  Do we have a deal?
>
> I look forward to your reply,
>
> ~ Ford
>
> Ford “the demon vendor” Royer, MT(ASCP)
> Histology Product Manager
> Minnesota Medical, Inc. (a for-profit corporation just like yours)
> Golden Valley, MN
>
>
>   
>> Hello Everyone.
>>
>>
>>
>> I our lab we've purchased all used equipment.  None of these instruments
>> came with a user's manual.  I am in need of a manual (hard-copy or PDF)
>> for the following:
>>
>>
>>
>> Sakura Tissue-Tek VIP 3000
>>
>> Leica Jung Histo Embedder
>>
>> Microm HM335E Microtome
>>
>>
>>
>> I do realize that requesting a copy of these is a lot to ask of someone.
>> It takes a lot of time to copy a 50-page manual.  I'll repay the favor,
>> if at all possible.  I'm hoping that a vendor may raise their hand and
>> offer a copy?  I won't hold my breath for that...
>>
>>
>>
>> Thanks everyone.
>>
>>
>>
>> Jennifer M. Anderson, Scientist
>>
>> Halozyme Therapeutics, Inc.
>>
>> 11404 Sorrento Valley Road
>>
>> San Diego, CA 92121
>>
>> 858-704-8333
>>
>> janderson <@t> halozyme.com <mailto:janderson <@t> halozyme.com>
>>
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