[Histonet] a funny for Friday

[Joe Nocito]

a blonde who lives in Nevada started her own handyman business. She goes out 
all day trying to get a job but know one hires her because she is a blonde. 
Now it's mid-afternoon with the over 100 degrees.
    She knocks on this one door and a guy answers. She tells the guy, 
"Please sir, I've started my own business and have been pounding the 
pavement all day. Is there any job I can do for you?"
     can paint my porch." the man said. "I'll bring the paint and brushes 
out."
A couple hours later, the man comes out of his house and sees the blonde 
wearing two overcoats.
"Why are you wearing coats? It's over 100 degrees" he said.
The blonde responds "See, I'm not a stupid blonde. The directions says "For 
better results, use 2 coats".

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Douglas D Deltour" <doug <@t> ppspath.com>
To: "'Timothy Macatee'" <timothy.macatee <@t> med.nyu.edu>; "'Kemlo Rogerson'" 
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Subject: RE: [Histonet] a funny for Friday


>A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who
> shot my paw."
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> A priest, a rabbi and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.  The bartender says,
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> On 9/14/07 9:46 AM, "Kemlo Rogerson" <Kemlo.Rogerson <@t> waht.swest.nhs.uk>
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>> A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the
>> bartender gave her one.
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