[Histonet] off topic joke about management
SJones <@t> cvm.tamu.edu
Mon Dec 15 19:55:09 CST 2003
I think all of us working stiffs will appreciate this.
Subject: And then there was a plan!
Chapter 1, verses 1-15:1. In the beginning was the Plan. 2. And then
came the Assumptions. 3. And the Assumptions were without form. 4.
And the Plan was without Substance. 5. And darkness was upon the face
of the Workers. 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It
is a crock of shit and it stinks." 7. And the Workers went unto their
Supervisors and said, "It is a crock of dung and we cannot live with
the smell." 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
"It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that
none may abide by it." 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors,
saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." 11.
And the directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It
promotes growth, and it is very powerful." 12. And the Vice Presidents
went to the President, saying unto him, "It has very powerful effects."
13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
14. And the Plan became Policy. 15. And that is how shit happens.
Sarah Jones HT(ASCP)
Dept. of Vet. Anatomy & Public Health
Texas A&M University
College Station, TX 77843-4458
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