[Histonet] ***News Flash***

[Joe Nocito]

When I was at the AFIP and I had desk duty, I was afraid to walk through
that 5th floor at night where all the animals were. I always wondered what
they were doing up there. Now I know, adaptable armadillos with leprosy and
ever increasing intelligence scouring D.C. I wonder if they are trained to
attack politicians. Hmmmmmm.
I said to my wife with leprosy "hey honey, what's eating you?" 

Joe the toe

-----Original Message-----
From: histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu
[mailto:histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of Jay Lundgren
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:15 PM
To: histonet
Subject: [Histonet] ***News Flash***

BREAKING NEWS
I. C. Critterz
The Associated Press

     Washington, D.C.-  Residents of northern D.C., along with Bethesda,
Silver Springs, and College Park are reporting a wave of armadillo
sightings.  The armadillos are allegedly covered in unusual skin lesions
and missing several toes.  Local zoologists are baffled, as armadillos are
native to the south-central and southeastern United States and are
not normally found in Maryland.  While no attacks have been reported,
authorities are urging residents not to approach any armadillos they might
encounter.
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