[Histonet] ***News Flash***

[Kim Donadio]

Epidemic update*******
 
Seems the Critters have been tracked back to south florida. Witnesses have described multiple critters on the sides of highways feet pointing up< small children assumed the critters had passed from a heart attack>. No injuries have been reported but one arrest was made. One man was caught surgically removing the brain from one such critter. Homeland security has been notified. Stay tuned for further details. 
 

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 From: Jay Lundgren <jaylundgren <@t> gmail.com>
To: histonet <histonet <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu> 
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 2:14 PM
Subject: [Histonet] ***News Flash***
  
BREAKING NEWS
I. C. Critterz
The Associated Press

     Washington, D.C.-  Residents of northern D.C., along with Bethesda,
Silver Springs, and College Park are reporting a wave of armadillo
sightings.  The armadillos are allegedly covered in unusual skin lesions
and missing several toes.  Local zoologists are baffled, as armadillos are
native to the south-central and southeastern United States and are
not normally found in Maryland.  While no attacks have been reported,
authorities are urging residents not to approach any armadillos they might
encounter.
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