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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>I&#8217;m surprised that none of you <span class=SpellE>histotechs</span>
have heard of Static Master <span class=GramE>polonium</span> emitters---I used
them for years to quell sections flying on static winds, so to speak. The Static
Master is harmless. Its emissions do not penetrate skin.<span
style='mso-spacerun:yes'>&nbsp; </span>The gadget comes with <span class=GramE>a
<span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>&nbsp;</span>warning</span> not to swallow the
metal under the grid---I&#8217;ve looked at that grid many times, wondering
just how the heck anyone would go about swallowing those sharp little metal strips---that&#8217;s
not a dare----stick to goldfish if anyone of you wishes to swallow something weird!<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>I have spent thousands of hours keeping static charges under
control with these neat gadget---and I have no overt signs of any kind of reaction.
<span style='mso-spacerun:yes'>&nbsp;</span><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>I will go back to my old lab to look up the Static Master ordering
address if none of you can find it.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>

<p class=MsoNormal><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial'>georgecole@ev1.net <span
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