[Histonet] Another TGIF Friday...

[Jennifer MacDonald]

A slightly different version:

The Gospel According to the Tech

TRIANGLE BIOMEDICAL SCIENCES
Durham, NC 27705         (919) 477-9283
A Pathologist                   Leaps tall buildings in a single bound,
                                is more powerful than a locomotive,
                                is faster than a speeding bullet,
                                walks on water,
                                gives policy to God.

An Internist                    Leaps short buildings in a single bound,
                                is more powerful than a switch engine,
                                is just as fast as a speeding bullet,
                                walks on water if sea is calm,
                                talks with God. 

A Surgeon                       Leaps short buildings with a running 
start,
                                  and favorable wind,
                                is almost as powerful as a switch engine,
                                walks on water in an indoor swimming pool,
                                talks with God if special permission is 
approved.

A General Practitioner  Barely clears a Quonset hut,
                                loses tug of war with a locomotive,
                                can fire a speeding bullet,
                                swims well,
                                is occasionally addressed by God.
 
A Gynecologist          Makes high marks on walls when trying to    leap 
tall buildings,
                                is run over by a locomotive,
                                can sometimes handle a gun without 
inflicting self injury,
                                is all wet,
                                talks to animals.

A Psychiatrist          Runs into buildings,
                                recognizes locomotives two out of three 
times,
                                is not issued live ammunition,
                                can stay afloat with a life jacket,
                                talks to walls.

A Medical Student               Falls over doorstep when trying to enter 
buildings,
                                says “look at the choo-choo”,
                                wets himself with a water pistol,
                                plays in mud puddles,
                                mumbles to himself.

A Histologist                   Lifts buildings and walks under them,
                                kicks locomotives off the tracks
                                catches speeding bullets in his/her teeth 
and eats them,
freezes water with a single glance,
is GOD. 



From:   <Sarah.Dysart <@t> stdavids.com>
To:     <histonet <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu>
Date:   10/10/2014 08:51 AM
Subject:        [Histonet] Another TGIF Friday...
Sent by:        histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu



Does anyone have that thing handy that says what different positions in 
the histology lab do?  It's like Superman, leaping buildings and such...

Sarah E. Dysart, BA, HT (ASCP), QIHC (ASCP)
Pathology Supervisor
St. David's North Austin Medical Center
12221 North Mopac Expressway
Austin, Texas  78758
(512)901-1220

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