[Histonet] RE: Another TGIF Friday...

[Weems, Joyce K.]

"LAB HIERARCHY"

Chief Pathologist
      Leaps tall building in a single bound
         Is more powerful than a locomotive
            Is faster than a speeding bullet
               Walks on water,
                   Gives policy to God

Associate Pathologist
      Leaps short buildings in single bound
          Is more powerful than a switch engine
            Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
              Walks on water if sea is calm
                  Talks with God

The Department Head
      Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
          Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
             Is faster than a speeding bullet
              Walks on water in an indoor pool
                  Talks with God if special request is approved

Director of Laboratories
      Rarely clears a Quonset hut
          Loses tug of war with locomotive
            Can fire a speeding bullet
             Swims well
                 Is occasionally addressed by God

Associate Director of Laboratories
      Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
          Is run over by locomotives
             Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
                Dog paddles
                 Talks to animals

Supervisor
     Runs into building
      Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
          Is not issued ammunition
           Can stay afloat with a life jacket
             Talks to walls

Chief Technologist
       Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building
         Says "look at the choo-choo"
            Wets themselves with a water pistol
              Plays in mud puddles
                Mumbles to Themselves

Histotechnologist
         Lifts tall buildings and walks under them
           Kicks locomotives off the tracks
             Catches speeding bullets in their teeth and eats them
              Freezes water with a single glance
                        They are God

Anonymous

Joyce Weems
Pathology Manager
678-843-7376 Phone
678-843-7831 Fax
joyce.weems <@t> emoryhealthcare.org



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From: histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu [mailto:histonet-bounces <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of Sarah.Dysart <@t> stdavids.com
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2014 11:50 AM
To: histonet <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu
Subject: [Histonet] Another TGIF Friday...

Does anyone have that thing handy that says what different positions in the histology lab do?  It's like Superman, leaping buildings and such...

Sarah E. Dysart, BA, HT (ASCP), QIHC (ASCP) Pathology Supervisor St. David's North Austin Medical Center
12221 North Mopac Expressway
Austin, Texas  78758
(512)901-1220

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