[Histonet] FW: Redneck Lent

[Louise Renton]

I have heard a local version here in South Africa - it just goes to show
how information - good and bad is disseminated globally

On Tue, Mar 27, 2012 at 12:48 AM, JOSEPH FRAZEE <jfray80 <@t> hotmail.com> wrote:

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> Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
> cook a venison steak. But, all of
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> Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were
> forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
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> The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
> problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
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> The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
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> After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
> priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,
> and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
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> Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
> the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
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> The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
> Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> watched in amazement.
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> There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
> carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
> "You wuz born a
>  deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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> Blessings, love and light, "Live simply, love generously, care deeply,
> speak kindly."
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Louise Renton
Bone Research Unit
University of the Witwatersrand
Johannesburg
South Africa
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