[Histonet] FW: Redneck Lent
Tony Henwood (SCHN)
tony.henwood <@t> health.nsw.gov.au
Mon Mar 26 20:39:17 CDT 2012
Yeah,
But it is still funny (from a laugh-at-myself catholic)
Regards
Tony Henwood JP, MSc, BAppSc, GradDipSysAnalys, CT(ASC), FFSc(RCPA)
Laboratory Manager & Senior Scientist
Tel: 612 9845 3306
Fax: 612 9845 3318
the children's hospital at westmead
Cnr Hawkesbury Road and Hainsworth Street, Westmead
Locked Bag 4001, Westmead NSW 2145, AUSTRALIA
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Religious humor on this listserv is remarkably inappropriate. I cannot believe anyone would post this here. Tasteless.
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of
Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
"You wuz born a
deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
Blessings, love and light, "Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly."
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