[Histonet] a funny for Friday

[Houston, Ronald]

A guy walks in to a bar and asks "Whose Chihuahua is that outside?" 
One guy answers "She's mine, why you asking?" 
"She's just killed my Doberman" came the reply.
"What??????? How can a Chihuahua possibly kill a Doberman?"
"Well, I think she got stuck in his throat"


Ronnie Houston, MS, HT(ASCP)QIHC
Anatomic Pathology Manager
Columbus Children's Hospital
700 Children's Drive
Columbus, OH 43205
(614) 722 5465
houstonr <@t> chi.osu.edu


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Subject: RE: [Histonet] a funny for Friday

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man
who
shot my paw."

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Subject: Re: [Histonet] a funny for Friday

A priest, a rabbi and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar.  The bartender
says,
"Is this some kind of a joke?"



On 9/14/07 9:46 AM, "Kemlo Rogerson" <Kemlo.Rogerson <@t> waht.swest.nhs.uk>
wrote:

> A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre". So the
> bartender gave her one.
> 
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Tim Macatee
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