[Histonet] TGIF

[Luis Chiriboga]

*_NEW HOSPITAL WING_*

    When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to 
their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it, and the  
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

      The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but 
the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,     and 
the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception

        The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the 
Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the           
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'

        The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the 
Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons     decided to 
wash their hands of the whole thing.

        The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the 
Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the             
matter.'  The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the 
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

         The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the 
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

         In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some 
a....... in administration.