[Histonet] Your Request to Histonet

[Emily Sours]

Dear enrriq88 <@t> yahoo.com,

It is with great dismay that I must announce your immediate removal from
the internet.  Please return your computer, smartphone, and any unused
portions of the internet to your local provider.  You will not be able to
connect again without reading the explicit instructions contained here
http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet
The internet would like to thank you for attempting an association with
your peers, but you have been deemed unable to utilize this knowledge in an
intelligent fashion.
The internet is not responsible for any damage that may occur due to
misuse.  Use caution when operating the internet while under the influence
of drugs and/or alcohol.  The internet cannot be held accountable for the
execution of Rule 34 and/or godwinning.  Offer void where prohibited by
law.  Sorry, Tennessee!

Emily

"You see a peanut, day's off to a good start; you witness some soil it's a
jamboree for Vince Noir."
--Howard Moon, in "Charlie", The Mighty Boosh



On Sat, Jun 9, 2012 at 2:40 PM, <enrriq88 <@t> yahoo.com> wrote:

> Unsubcribe Me Now...!!!!!!
>
>
> ----- Forwarded Message -----
> From: Emily Sours <talulahgosh <@t> gmail.com>
> To: Lisa Manning <lmanning <@t> dsmanitoba.ca>;
> histonet <@t> lists.utsouthwestern.edu
> Sent: Saturday, June 9, 2012 2:22 PM
> Subject: Re: [Histonet] RE: Unsubscribe Me
>
> That's it, I have had it with these Mister Falcon unsubscribes on this
> Mother Father list!!
> We need to start screening, using a quiz that involves three questions:
>
> 1. How do you unsubscribe from the Histonet list?
> 2. Describe in less than 100 words how one would stop receiving emails from
> the Histonet list.
> 3. If you wanted to remove yourself from the Histonet list, which of the
> following is the CORRECT
>     way to do so:
>
>       A. Email everyone on the Histonet list a request to unsubscribe.
>       B. Go to the page linked at the BOTTOM OF EVERY HISTONET EMAIL and
> follow the
>            directions.
>       C. Email everyone on the Histonet list a request to unsubscribe.
>       D. Email everyone on the Histonet list a request to unsubscribe.
>       E. Email everyone on the Histonet list a request to unsubscribe.
>
>
> Emily
>
> "You see a peanut, day's off to a good start; you witness some soil it's a
> jamboree for Vince Noir."
> --Howard Moon, in "Charlie", The Mighty Boosh
>
>
>
> On Fri, Jun 8, 2012 at 9:25 AM, Lisa Manning <lmanning <@t> dsmanitoba.ca>
> wrote:
>
> > **
> >
> > -= Sent from my Blackberry Wireless Handheld =-
> >
> >
> >
> >
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